I have been sick for over a week. This super-morphing cold took me in all directions and ended with an ear infection and a sinus infection.
One week of an antibiotic didn't work (surprise, surprise) so I went back in to the doc to get a steroid shot (which they should have administered in the first place!).
I head in and see the nurse right away since they were ready for me with the doc's orders. The nurse is a friendly, kind lady and thank God she has a sense of humor.
"This shot goes in your bum, " she says cheerfully. Bum...haha! Right Govn'or!
So I turn around and literally drop my pants, exposing my entire keester. I don't know why I did that. I really don't know....I still am wondering why I did that.
She sticks the needle in my the upper quadrant behind, but honestly, I had on workout pants and the injection goes right above the pant line. So in retrospect, dropping trough ENTIRELY was ENTIRELY not necessary.
I left the office feeling like Magda from There's Something About Mary, with all this crazy roid energy, but really...
Why did I do that?
Bum's the word, Gov'nor.