Thursday, March 31, 2016

Butt, I thought you said....

I have been sick for over a week.  This super-morphing cold took me in all directions and ended with an ear infection and a sinus infection.

Not cool.

One week of an antibiotic didn't work (surprise, surprise) so I went back in to the doc to get a steroid shot (which they should have administered in the first place!).

I head in and see the nurse right away since they were ready for me with the doc's orders.  The nurse is a friendly, kind lady and thank God she has a sense of humor.

"This shot goes in your bum, " she says cheerfully.  Bum...haha!  Right Govn'or!

So I turn around and literally drop my pants, exposing my entire keester.  I don't know why I did that.  I really don't know....I still am wondering why I did that.

She sticks the needle in my the upper quadrant behind, but honestly, I had on workout pants and the injection goes right above the pant line.  So in retrospect, dropping trough ENTIRELY was ENTIRELY not necessary.

I left the office feeling like Magda from There's Something About Mary, with all this crazy roid energy, but really...

Why did I do that?

Bum's the word, Gov'nor.

1 comment:

Ky | TwoPretzels said...

I need to read your blog every.single.day. I need to know these details. I miss you. I hope you're feeling better.

Love you.