Thursday, September 3, 2015

Which Wich

Everyone that knows me knows I am forever on my weight loss and healthy me journey.  Everyone also knows that I have a passion for food and beverage (but also don't mind getting down on some weird low-class food favorites) so this is quite the daily battle of the bulge.

At a convenience mart in Whitehouse (there are no restaurants in Whitehouse):

Devil Iris:  Go on....those hostess cupcakes aren't going to buy themselves....

Angel Iris:  Fiji water!  MMM!  What a treat!

Devil Iris:  Those Snyder's of Hanover Hot Wing Buffalo pretzel bites sure do look good....

Angel Iris: How about a nice glass of ice for your Fiji water??  Refreshing!

Dang it!
Today I really did need something to eat (because my day was crazy and I was not prepared) so I settled on.....

A Cheesewich.

Seriously.  I don't know what I was thinking.  My usual beef jerky was not in stock.  It is exactly what you are thinking.  Two slices of pepper jack cheese with a piece of salami in between said slices.   God.  Come on!  It's better than the Twinkies I was eyeing or the Chex mix I would have rather crunched all the way home.  At that moment, the Cheesewich was perhaps the healthier option?  The weird part was I was actually having trouble deciding which flavor Cheesewich to get - pepper jack or colby jack.  Spicy is better for your metabolism, I heard in my head.....which wich....which wich?

At the register I continued to justify myself to the cashier.
Me:  "Have you had this?"
Her (a cute young cashier so of course not):  "What?  No...."
Me:  "Yeah, well, it's not for me anyway...gross!"
Her:  Weird look that says she doesn't believe me.  She shouldn't.

Let's hope she didn't see me eating it in the car.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahaha just had coffee come out my nose

Ragan said...

Haha! This sums up every convenient store visit for me although I rarely leave without the cheddar cheese combos (ah, combos). Of course they are open before I even reach the car!

Ragan said...

Haha! This sums up every convenient store visit for me although I rarely leave without the cheddar cheese combos (ah, combos). Of course they are open before I even reach the car!