Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Don't judge me....

If I hear one more person tell me that I shouldn't be drinking diet soda.....
"It's bad for you."
"It's worse for you than regular soda."
"It makes you hungry."
"It gives you cancer."

Honestly.

Everyone is fighting their own battles.  I believe that.  Also, I was not aware that everyone was so perfect and should be giving unsolicited advice.

To those that feel the need to tell me not to drink diet Coke.  I GET IT.  It's not good for you.  But guess what? 

I  NEED IT.

Yes, it's a medical fact that I need it right now.  Medically I cannot survive without my carbonated fantastical beverage.  I had given it up entirely while pregnant and all caffeine for that matter.  I ate healthy and caffeine free.  

But now.

Now, people, it's survival mode.  I am on a strict diet again and eat almost no sugar, a healthy balanced diet, have maybe one boozy drink per week, and am working out like a freak.  So - if I indulge in a f&*$ing DIET COKE twice a week - SUE ME!  For now, it's helping me not freak out and eat Taco Bell 5 times a week.  Diet Coke.  Psssshhhht!

And wait....did you hear me?  I don't really drink alcohol.  That's cause for a prize.

Hi, I'm Iris.
Hi Iris.
I've not had a diet COke for one day now.
Clap, clap, clap......


1 comment:

Amy said...

YOU DRINK AS MUCH DIET COKE AS YOU PLEASE.. everything is "bad" for you nowadays.. and tell those other people to mind their own damn business :) I'm annoyed for you, lol. - Cuz Amy