Macys. Shoe department. So many things were odd today. First, I found about eight pairs of shoes that fit. That never happens so I had to play shoe survivor and eliminate the weakest links. Next, a gift card I had was not cooperating so the manager had to get a manager and that took a while. So I screwed around the store.
I saw a woman coming up behind me on my rear view vision (is that something you can have ?) and it seemed like she was going to knock into me, so I stepped to the side. She didn't change her course and knocked into a shoe display. Yes. Knocked into the display on the other side of me. Gave me a nasty look and said...
"Sorry, I didn't mean to crowd you."
Please note she was bitchy and sarcastic.
What? Didn't know Macys had a tequila section. She was drunk. At 4:30p.
I weeded through the shoe wreckage back to check on my gift card progress and waited patiently. I noticed another woman maybe in her 70s pointing at me, motioning at me. In looked behind me. She kept at it.
"Yeah, can you get me these in a size 6?" "Uh, I'm sorry, I don't work here." "Oh, well can you get me someone who does then!!"
Manager of the manager was still on the phone and overheard the entire exchange. He was a very well groomed gentleman in his 20s. He sort of smiled at me and I commented that you think I'd be dressed nicer if I were an associate ( running shorts and bandana clad). He just rolled his eyes and said...
"You'd be surprised."