Monday, March 17, 2014

Happy St. Patty's Day

I hope you are having a great day celebrating all things Irish!  Hope the weekend was equally was fun people watching.  I mean, no judgement.  I have been there and will be again someday.  Although, I am not sure I will be puking in the bathroom at 10am again (unless from morning sickness or the actual flu), but it's so fun.  SO FUN!   However, simply based on what the girls wear now, I must say, I am happy that I am not in college.  Girls wear leggings....for pants.  For real.  It doesn't matter what size you are either.  Leggins for pants.  With t-shirts.  Faith and Begorrah....

For me - a green O'Douls and some Jigg's dinner this year.  I do love a good Jigg's dinner....

I looked back at my posts from today in history and found this one from 4 years ago.  Hilarious.  I still think this is one of the funniest jokes ever.  I have to re-post.  Have a great day! 

For St. Patty's Day

Here is a great joke I received from my friend Sherri. Memorize it and practice your Irish accent so you can tell it this weekend (I did).

Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'

Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Seamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!'

They downed their drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Seamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'

Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.'

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