Present day: I had exactly 3 Guinness beers (spaced out over two days, mind you) and wore jeans and a green blouse. BORING! However, I did have fun - just a different kind of fun. The kind of fun where you remember everything and only spend $20. Plus you have three new LinkedIn friends because of it.
This is how you know you are getting old - everyone looks so.....well, slutty! I also noticed that most 20something males have a spitting problem. It's like a nervous twitch or a camel. Every few seconds, spit, sip beer, spit, light cig, spit, mid-conversation, spit. This is not the MLB. Get a hold of yourself.
So, these are some cute outfits and fun ways to get in the spirit of St. Patrick:
|Charles and Camilla|
|The Duchess - perfection|
|Natalie Portman - super cute|
|Come on, now! Is that necessary?|
|Oh, sure. This is ok to wear out of your house.|
And this, my friends, is how you know you are getting old. No longer do you have a hazy memory of the greatest day of the year, but rather you observe "what not to wear." Can't wait for Cinco de Mayo - a grilled fish dinner and a glass of red wine (because it's heart healthy and margaritas have too many calories).