I'm here....I'm busy. Sorry! Recommit to blogging commencing NOW.
Here's a quick story:
At the gym. I have my headphones on but the music was not playing. My ponytail was not satisfactory so I took it out so I could start over. This older gentleman was standing next to me. He obviously thought I had on my music.
I pull out my hair (not provocatively mind you, I just have massive hair)....he goes...
"DAMN! THAT'S SOME BIG ASS HAIR!'
Moral of the story - ALWAYS have your music on at the gym.