Subway - the parking lot, my car.
Sometimes I eat lunch in my car, can't help it. I do this trick because I hate eating at Subway by myself but somehow eating alone in the car in the parking lot is totally fine.
Anyway, eating my sub in the parking lot, facing a Little Cesar's pizza, dreaming about pizza and crazy bread and resenting my turkey sub, I see a guy RUN into Little Cesar's. Once inside, he grabs something off the counter (assuming his wallet or phone) and tears outside again, so much so that he cannot stop his forward momentum and flings himself on the hood of my car. I almost choked! He actually hit my car with his body, rolled off, and kept running. My question, "What in the HELL is happening?"
Now back to my sub...