Tuesday, April 12, 2011

People Are Crazy

Subway - the parking lot, my car.

Sometimes I eat lunch in my car, can't help it.   I do this trick because I hate eating at Subway by myself but somehow eating alone in the car in the parking lot is totally fine.

Anyway, eating my sub in the parking lot, facing a Little Cesar's pizza, dreaming about pizza and crazy bread and resenting my turkey sub, I see a guy RUN into Little Cesar's.  Once inside, he grabs something off the counter (assuming his wallet or phone) and tears outside again, so much so that he cannot stop his forward momentum and flings himself on the hood of my car.  I almost choked!  He actually hit my car with his body, rolled off, and kept running.  My question, "What in the HELL is happening?"

Now back to my sub...

6 comments:

Written Permission said...

Who does this?! How do these things happen to you?

(This made me laugh really hard. :))

B. said...

I kind of wish I was eating a sub when I read this so I would have spit some lettuce on my monitor. You always have the strangest run ins.

Anonymous said...

When you meet with your videographer, you should ask if he wants to film your life in general for YouTube because it seems that these things are always happening to you, and i always wish there was video :)
~merp

BrookeH said...

Hilarious, omg, laughing so hard....love this...and you

Ellius said...

I honestly cannot find the words to describe how awesome that whole encounter is! You should install a hood-cam like the police do, to catch all of this on film!

Ky • twopretzels.com said...

I spit out my water when I read this.

OMG. STOP IT.