Have you ever been driving your car, minding your own business, when you simply go to change the channel on the radio and notice a giant spider is crawling on your hand? Well, that happened to me today. Don't worry, I didn't swerve to the other lane and kill anyone....but I seriously don't know how I didn't.
It went something like this: "HOLYSHITCRAPOHMYGODWEEEEOOOOOWOWOHBOYOHBYEEEEEEEKKKKKKGROSS!"
It was on my hand! I flung that nasty little creep across the car and composed myself. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks....that eight legged a-hole is still in the car. Crap.