People are crazy...we know this is true. I don't want to place all the blame on others so here's a story on how the tables had turned....well, I turned them....on....myself.
Checking out - Target. I feel delirious.
Cashier: "That will be $37.59."
Me: "Ok, credit or debit?"
Cashier: "Uh, what?"
Me: "Hahah! I'm sorry, I'm tired. It's debit, but it runs as credit, but my bank is stupid and I have to run my debit as credit or else I get charged or something stupid like that. I know, it's dumb. It's really dumb when I fake charge - because it's really debit - something that's, like, $1 when I could really pay cash but I never carry cash. So I have to charge it. Well, it's debit."
Cashier, stone-faced: "Soooo, Credit or debit?"
Me, like a jackass that just word vomited over this poor girl: "Uh, credit...." bite tongue about the debit bit.