Monday, March 28, 2011

People are Crazy

People are crazy...we know this is true.  I don't want to place all the blame on others so here's a story on how the tables had turned....well, I turned them....on....myself.

Checking out - Target.  I feel delirious. 

Cashier: "That will be $37.59."

Me:  "Ok, credit or debit?"

Cashier:  "Uh, what?"

Me:  "Hahah!  I'm sorry, I'm tired.  It's debit, but it runs as credit, but my bank is stupid and I have to run my debit as credit or else I get charged or something stupid like that.  I know, it's dumb.  It's really dumb when I fake charge - because it's really debit - something that's, like, $1 when I could really pay cash but I never carry cash.  So I have to charge it.  Well, it's debit."

Cashier, stone-faced:  "Soooo, Credit or debit?"

Me, like a jackass that just word vomited over this poor girl: "Uh, credit...." bite tongue about the debit bit.


Sassytimes said...

This is SO funny!!!

B. said...

You know they were talking about later as the "crazy customer lady"

Christina said...

Hahaha! I don't understand the whole credit vs. debit thing. I just always use credit.

Ky • said...

Oh my gosh, I do this all the time but in Spanish. And it is ALWAYS grammatically incorrect.


wrestling kitties said...

HAHAHAHA! Awesome!

Yeah, she totally blogged about you that night :) It is ok, it happens to the best of us!

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