This week at weight watchers, we were encouraged to get up and mingle with our fellow attendees. At first, I was hesitant and was not too keen on the idea of talking to the other members, but I warmed up to it and it was nice to get to know some of the other members that I sit with every Tuesday.
I was talking with this one lady that always makes me laugh since she talks about drinking and how she hates spending her points on booze (a woman after my own heart). I happened to mention how we should make it interesting and all put $1 into a pot when we come in and whoever is the "biggest loser" at end of the month gets the pot. Well, she agreed and then decided to get, uh, personal.
Her: "You know, every time my husband and I have sex, we put a dollar into a jar and save it for vacation."
Me: STARING, weird smile.
Her: "Yep, we hit the sack and get out the cash, we must have hundreds of dollars in there at the end of the year."
Me (internal): GOOD LORD, Jenny, please stop. We just met.
Jenny: "Yeah, we really enjoy our sex jar."
Me (internal): O MY GOD, Jenny. Wait, hundreds?? (external) Weirder smile.