SAL - IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Oh, Bob, I love you so much and you are such a wonderful and fun sister. I am happy when we are together and when we are not I wish we were. Only you could be chosen to be a "groomsmaid" in two weddings this summer.
PS Bob is my nickname for Sal because she had a bobbed haircut once and the obvious nickname stuck. We're weirdos like that.