I went to Kroger for lunch today (yes, I know) and bought random items since I did not have time to pack my lunch - apple, peanut butter, rice cakes. It was good, well not really.
While checking out, I was listening to the female cashier and the male bagger banter.
Bagger: "...I just microwave everything because it's easy and it works good. Or get a Hot N Ready."
Cashier: "Really? Microwaving isn't really cooking and nothing beats home cooking."
Bagger: "But it's awesome. I can microwave anything. Even steak."
Cashier: "Steak? That's gross."
Bagger: "It does get rubbery, but just douse it in A-1, and that's some fine shit right there. Sometimes, if I wanna get fancy with it, I bust out the George Foreman."