Monday, August 23, 2010

A-1 vs. Big George

I went to Kroger for lunch today (yes, I know) and bought random items since I did not have time to pack my lunch - apple, peanut butter, rice cakes.  It was good, well not really.

While checking out, I was listening to the female cashier and the male bagger banter.

Bagger:  "...I just microwave everything because it's easy and it works good.  Or get a Hot N Ready."
Cashier:  "Really?  Microwaving isn't really cooking and nothing beats home cooking."
Bagger:  "But it's awesome.  I can microwave anything.  Even steak."
Cashier:  "Steak?  That's gross."
Bagger:  "It does get rubbery, but just douse it in A-1, and that's some fine shit right there.  Sometimes, if I wanna get fancy with it, I bust out the George Foreman."
 

4 comments:

B. said...

"fancy with it" ha ha ha

Ky • twopretzels.com said...

Again, I'm going to go ahead and bet that he's single. Microwaved steak? Come on.

Ky • twopretzels.com said...

Actually, I bet it was that Kroger employee who eats microwaves steak that you were driving behind in the "kottage" on 75 North.

:)

wrestling kitties said...

Yeah, he has to be single! Microwave a steak...I never

Fun & Random Fact You Didn't Care to Know: When I was 16 or so I was unpacking some grocery bags and as I was unpacking I pulled out the A-1 Sauce and I called it AL sauce instead. Don't know why, that is what I saw on the bottle - AL. They even asked me to repeat the name and I said AL. To this day (and I am now 30) my parents STILL call it AL Sauce around me instead of A-1 and when I see A-1 sauce I instantly think AL sauce. I do not think it will EVER change for any of us!!