Introducing the CHORK! This utensil is a chopstick/fork combo that let's you have all the fun of an Asian restaurant without the hassle (can you hear the infomercial now?). Doesn't it sound like a 4th grade playground insult? Like a new hybrid of a dork? "Tommy's got on jeans with pleats - what a CHORK!"
Anyway, these are hilarious and even more hilarious are the testimonial on the CHORK website.
“That’s great, now my husband can use chopsticks with me and still be able to poke at the hard to pickup scraps.”
Well, thank Buddha your husband can poke at the hard scraps. What?
“What a great Idea, I can’t believe its not already out.”
Again, WHAT? It IS already out. Who wrote these?
Don't be a chork...Check out the website here. Check out this video. Nice demonstration of color: