Saturday, July 31, 2010

Monster in My Garden

Last night as I was watering my garden I noticed the smell of something rotten, like, really horribly pudridly, rotten.  I looked under the enormously large cherry tomato bush, under the deck, and over the fence - nothing.  What IS that smell?  The flies were also rampant which was making me nervous.  Did I leave a piece of meat out here?

Finally, I looked in the flower bed and find a DEAD SQUIRREL.  Sick.  It had so many flies all over it that d I almost vomited.  I really almost barfed.  I covered my mouth with my shirt and plugged my nose (yes, like a fourth grader) to look closer and noticed it was still kind of breathing.  OMG!  So I did what any other person would do -  I ran into the house like a bat out of hell.  Screaming.  I may have left the hose on.

Today when I went out there....the squirrel was gone!  Someone (or something) must have finished him off! So basically I have a monster living in my garden.


SassyTimes said...

Weird. How does a squirrel just die?

I think it's funny that you found a photo of a dead squirrel for us. Those squirrels and their crazy pill-popping lifestyle. ;)

Erika Jean said...

ewww! least he wasn't under your tomatoes!

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sista sway