This is a post of annoyance. Please proceed if you like:
1) It's 80 degrees right now and quite humid. I was rushing around the house this morning getting ready, jumped in the car and blasted the a/c. I see my neighbor walking his dog in a FLEECE COAT. What?! That made me angry. It just did.
2) I saw an old friend from college last night. He is now married and had a kid and we had a blast catching up. He says to me, "Well you still look pretty good." Really? Pretty good? Thanks, now I can validate my life. Next time eliminate "pretty" and "still". He might have been trying to pay me a compliment but it was all in the delivery. Plus I was hot and sweaty. See a theme here?
3) Capri pants do not exist in the world of 5' tall people. I hate shorts and find them unacceptable to wear to work. However, I simply cannot find a pair of decent capris that are not either floods or booty shorts. What's the deal? Am I the only person in the world of this height? Why do I have to buy capris and get them hemmed? I'm hot.
I just need a few days off at Clark Lake....ahhhh Clark Lake!