Thursday, March 25, 2010

Stop following me, Twitter

Are you a fan of Twitter?  How often do you Tweet?  Did you twat er, tweet yesterday?  Today?  An hour ago?  Two seconds ago??

I simply cannot keep up with Twitter and the fact that I have a job, a part time job, a cell phone, texing, email, phone calls, working out, cooking, cleaning, eating, friends, family, a boyfriend, a blog, silly facebook, thank you notes to write, movies to watch, crises to solve, and showering every day (except on Sundays), I feel that I cannot keep up with Twitter.  There I said it.  Whew.  Don't hate.  Just twit about me.  You twit.

What I find odd, is that people keep signing up to follow me on Twitter.  I have not posted a twat, er, Tweeted, what.the.funk.ever in months, yet random cyberfolks keep signing on to see what I have to say, or not to say.  Just yesterday, TheodenKing started following me.  I did momentarily get all excited because in my head I ran through the entire Two Towers, and watched Aragorn lead the race of men to battle and reclaim his rightful throne, but why TheodenKing are you following me?  My Twitter page is dormant unlike your Middle Earth.

7 comments:

Mike said...

LOL, I'm almost speechless. The only thing I'll say is I also registered an account a few months ago just to reserve my name. And I get an email almost every week notifying me of some strange code name following me. Its so weeeird!

B. said...

The peeps following you just want to spam you and sell you something, probably porn.

wrestling kitties said...

HAHA!

I love the word twat...I am not so much a fan of twitter.

wrestling kitties said...

P.S. I cracked up when I read your last paragraph and had to read it again:

"Just yesterday, TheodenKing started following me. I did momentarily get all excited because in my head I ran through the entire Two Towers, and watched Aragorn lead the race of men to battle and reclaim his rightful throne, but why TheodenKing are you following me? My Twitter page is dormant unlike your Middle Earth."

HAHAHAHA - you are awesome

Erika Jean said...

I <3 twitter, and I just followed you :-P

Sarah said...

I thought I liked twitter when I started it, but it got old. I'm with you...it was just too much, too much all the time stuff. I couldn't keep up. So, I just deleted my page. Sometimes I think that I want to re-twit again, but nah. I know I won't keep up now either.

All Things Red said...

When I read the subject line, all I could think about was "Stop looking at me, SWAN!" from Billy Madison. One of the 4 movies that I remember well...... HAHAHA!