Women: "Let's run to the store and get champagne and a card for the happy couple."
Men: "Nah, let's drink his booze instead, we'll get him a gift for the wedding."
Women: "What a cute engagement story! It's so thoughtful and well planned!"
Men; "That bastard is showing me up with that huge rock."
Women: "Did you know they already have their hall booked?"
Men: "Yeah, and we have the bachelor party booked...VEGAS BABY!"
Women: "I really enjoyed meeting the bride's friends from college. They seemed really nice."
Men: "How awesome was that pizza?"
I love how guys operate.