Friday, January 1, 2010

The Tooth Fairy

Dear Dwayne Johnson,

First, let me start this letter by telling you that I have loved you since your wrestling career as the Rock and the long haired warrior days of the Scorpion King. I supported you when you chiseled yourself down to a leaner man, however still tough and hard-core. You have a charisma like no other and I am bound to watching whatever production you take part in.

So please don't take this the wrong way when I ask you what the hell you are doing in movies like The Tooth Fairy? Really? Tights and wings? With a tagline the "You can't handle the Tooth," we already know this is not your best work.

Dwayne, you are arguably one of the hottest men on the planet is this really the best role for you? I don't care if you do Scorpion King 3 with a terrible plot. As long as you are kicking ass and not bothering with the names, we'll watch you.

For 2010, I would really like to see you in another action flick. I would accept a comedy, but it should be rated R. And you need to have at least 4 ass-kicking scenes. And get really mad at least once.

PS - Keep doing that thing with your eyebrow. You "ROCK."

5 comments:

Erika Jean said...

Maybe the guy is just sick of working out so he pics a roll where he can keep his shirt on :-/

MAN that movie looks cheesy!! lol

Moey said...

A-freaking-men!!!

B. said...

I was just asking why he takes these cheesy movies.

Ky (Two Pretzels) said...

TOOO funny.

wrestling kitties said...

I have never heard of this movie. oh my. I have to agree the Rock IS one of the hottest men. And I think it is cute when he does family type movies every once and awhile, but this....um yeah. I am not sure this is Mr. Johnson's best career choice.

I would also like to see him in more action movies, preferably with his shirt off!