Dear Dwayne Johnson,
First, let me start this letter by telling you that I have loved you since your wrestling career as the Rock and the long haired warrior days of the Scorpion King. I supported you when you chiseled yourself down to a leaner man, however still tough and hard-core. You have a charisma like no other and I am bound to watching whatever production you take part in.
So please don't take this the wrong way when I ask you what the hell you are doing in movies like The Tooth Fairy? Really? Tights and wings? With a tagline the "You can't handle the Tooth," we already know this is not your best work.
Dwayne, you are arguably one of the hottest men on the planet is this really the best role for you? I don't care if you do Scorpion King 3 with a terrible plot. As long as you are kicking ass and not bothering with the names, we'll watch you.
For 2010, I would really like to see you in another action flick. I would accept a comedy, but it should be rated R. And you need to have at least 4 ass-kicking scenes. And get really mad at least once.
PS - Keep doing that thing with your eyebrow. You "ROCK."