Friday, January 15, 2010

Swimsuits make me think of Pizza

Every year around this time, I get the Victoria's Secret Swimsuit catalog. How's that for motivation? Extremely hot, thin chicks in really cute suits placed in exotic vacation dream lands. Sigh. I wonder why my immediate reaction is to call the pizza man? Funny how that works.

Maybe I should paste these images around the house for extra incentive? Or is that warped and a mental hindrance to my progress so far? Here's what I would be thinking...

On the fridge:
I'll have a salad (with cheese!! This is obviously airbrushed)

In my workout area:
One more set of push ups! (Yeah right, this girl hasn't lifted a heavy object in her life)

Near the cookie jar:
What cookie jar? I replaced it with a chocolate fountain



Who am I kidding? I can't have these sluts pasted all over my house! It's going to drive me nuts! I need a beer.

8 comments:

SassyTimes said...

I say order the pizza...then take an image of your face and paste it over whatever bathing suit you like the best. Viola!

wrestling kitties said...

HAHAHA! (sluts!!!) NO, you should not put these sluts around your house!

All I have to say is them bitches look hungry. I wonder when the last time they had a cookie was. I think I am going to get me a cookie now :)

Anonymous said...

I don't know. I think posting these pics may be a good idea

PS: this is not DT

Dri said...

Unattainable. No need to waste more thought or time on that.

Trophy Life said...

THIS IS HYSTERICAL!! sluts...

Written Permission said...

Ha! Stupid skinny (airbrushed and starving) hos...

Anonymous said...

My favorite part was "sluts" I laughed so hard I peed a little.

Definitely don't paste these all over your house. Instead, burn some calories by crumpling them into little balls and throwing them in a trash can basketball style - that's got to be a couple calories worth... right??

Kate

Anonymous said...

one of my college roommates pasted these types of pics in her food cupboard so when she opened it, they'd jump out at her. seemed a little psycho to me. this was also the girl that would by jeans two sizes smaller for incentive to lose weight...and end up giving them away b/c they were too small. again..psycho!