Thursday, August 27, 2009

Hunkamania

Last night my sister and I went out for my cousin's bachelorette party. On a Wednesday? Yes, well, that is because Hunkamania strikes once a month on a Wednesday at Fat Fish Blue at Levis Commons. Hunkamania is an all-male review that is absolutely packed once a month with ladies of all age, race, and religion - if their religion is sweaty men.

You have to go there with the bachelorette party mentality. Male strippers are not a turn on; they are hilarious, disgusting, and cheesy. They are also extremely physically fit and not afraid to do dumb things (like push ups and lip synch to a crowd of half cocked ladies). Half the time you are throwing dolla dolla bills at these greasy beasts to embarrass your friend, and the other half, you are watching some other crazy secretary gone wild shove George Washingtons in her cleavage and provoke the talent.

Man alive.

My favorite part is when someone's mom comes along and either acts disgusted (and secretly likes it) or gets really into it and just goes buck wild. I watched Mrs. Peeping Tom stroke a strippers butt last night and could not stop laughing. I really didn't think I was going to make it. There are so many things that happen there that are so wrong and gross but somehow it is extremely hilarious.

If men going to strip clubs is degrading to women, is it degrading to men when women go to an all male review? I think not. The stripper men love it and I think they might all be gay. Either way, we were laughing all the way home.

5 comments:

wrestling kitties said...

HAHA! Nice!

I really liked how you managed to get the word for a males private part "crowd of half cocked ladies" into your blog. *I was referring to the word cock for those who didn't get that ;) *

I have never been to see male strippers, just not my thang....but from this blog it sounds like a wonderful place to people watch and people watching is totally my thang!

(I love that you went on a Wed. and it was packed! awesome)

Ky (Two Pretzels) said...

STILL laughing about your story from tonight.

Awesome.

All Things Red said...

I love how you phrase things - I would've PAID BIG MONEY to see you laughing hysterically at some of these broads!! hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Een .. I think it's half - CROCKED!! (not half COCKED) LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!! bridge

Anonymous said...

love how you described them as "greasy beasts!" ahahhaaha can't stop laughing.

shelly can't either...

smd