Thursday, December 4, 2008

To the turd in the navy Honda Odyssey

On my way to work this morning (still very under the weather), I found myself in a cargument with another driver. Just off of Central on McCord, you have to merge to one lane. Now, there was plenty of room, and I was speeding up to merge (turn signal on), and this soccer dad in a Honda Odyssey (for those of you that don't know, this is a mini van - anyway you slice it - it's a mini van) simply gunns it and cuts me off. He totally cut me off and I had to slam on my brakes. Mr. Mom proceeds to stare me down like I've just run over his dog or something. Uh, ok, dude, it's 8:17am and you're a douchebag.

I honked my horn and may have yelled an obscenity at him. Why do people drive like that? It was actually harder for him (and harder on his gas mileage) to not let me in. What a jerk. Merry flippin' Christmas.


All Things Red said...

How annoying and rude of that Honda Odyssey.

PS - you said 'cargument'. I love that word!!

Anonymous said...

Isn't uncle Brian a soccer dad / Mr. Mom


wrestling kitties said...

What a jerk!

I would like to invent a machine that every time you drive like an asshole one of those cartoon-like punching gloves on a spring comes out of your steering wheel and punches you in the face for being an inconsiderate jerk. Yep, I am going to get on that.

Mickey D. said...

I hate the T word in the title of this, but then you said "cargument" and I forgot all about it. That's funny.

Sorry you had to deal with this in your weakened state. That guy sucks.

Iris Took said...

ATR- I was thinking about you when I shook my fist at him.

Radz - Technically Bri is a soccer mom, but he's nice.

WK - I would buy your product.

Mickey D - sorry for the T word, I was in a really mean mood when I wrote this yesterday, and find that it really packs a punch. Glad you liked my new word!

Anonymous said...

ween you are so funny. cargument!! hahahahahahaha!