The craigslist find of the day is under the "barder" section. This guy (or gal) wants to trade and it's a simple offer (click here to see original post):
I need two laptops. I have two rifles. e-mail me.
Wonder how the trade would go down? "You jes' set them laptops on the ground and I'll toss you these here guns when you get 20 paces. Now GIT, GIT!"