Monday, December 8, 2008

Dick's - the new pickup spot

Yesterday I was Christmas shopping (which I love) and ever the people watcher/eaves dropper, I observed these two in Dick's Sporting Goods, golf department yesterday. The lady was (and don't be offended here) the epitome of the word bimbo. Big blonde hair, big boobs, really tan, fluffy white coat. The perpetrator was a real Don Johnson - actually, I didn't get a good look at him, I was staring at her. It was like out of a movie.

Fluffy: Blah blah, something about golf.
Don: "What was your name? I didn't get it?"
Fluffy: "Bambi."
Don: "Oh, I like that, it's cute."
Bambi: "Bambi, like the cartoon. I never had a shot!"
Don: "You're a de/ar."

Let's hope the buck jokes didn't follow.

2 comments:

All Things Red said...

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. UGH! lol

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha....Only you hear this shit...bambi, classic!