Thursday, November 20, 2008

Subway, eat fresh?

This morning around 7:10 am, I had to get cash before a little road trip to Findlay. On Secor across from MC Sporting Goods there is a Huntington ATM that I always hit up. Now, if you know the area, you know there is also a Subway in that plaza/parking lot.

So, I casually get my money, drive through, just minding my own business, and drive towards the exit. I see the lights are on at Subway so I look in. What do I see? I see a man doing some prep work with an apron on and NO SHIRT. Repeat: NO FLIPPING SHIRT. This dude is actually handling the cold cuts, bare chested!

WHAT!?! I was so grossed out and shocked, I thought I was seeing things. Mr. 6" not only has no shirt on, but also a very hairy chest and is hovering over the condiments! Do I call the sanitation department? What worries me more is that I couldn't see his bottom half to verify if he was wearing pants. The thought of that takes me back to that scandal from Rally's and the mayo jar (gagging as I type this).

Seriously, do I call the sanitation department, the Blade, Jared or what?

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe he wasn't an employee, but rather a very hungry drunk person?

Mickey D. said...

"Do I call Jared"? HAHAHA!

Sarah said...

I'd say you definitely call the store AND the health department.

Lauren said...

Yeah, call everyone! That makes me never want to go to Subway again!!! (or at least that one.) Yuk!!

TLC said...

call the health department. and then call the subway and ask for the manager (and hope it's not the same person as the shirtless sandwich artist)

Ms. Bee said...

Why do you see the oddest things on the planet?

Yeah, call everyone... including 13 Action News

wrestling kitties said...

"Mr. 6", haha! Can't we give the man a break. I mean it seems like he just wants to be as comfortable as possible while handling his meat, pickle, tomatoes, olives and other cold cuts in the privacy of his closed store. ;)

The Diva said...

Maybe it was Jared.

Ky (Two Pretzels) said...

Call. CALL. CALL.

Hell, you should have made a citizen's arrest. :) (I would imagine the shock stopped you, though.)

:-)

That's unbelievably terrible.

All Things Red said...

Are you sure it wasn't Roger with a certain local catering company??? I hear he has lots of chest hair and he works in 'the business'!! GROOOSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

(I threw up a little in my mouth as I typed that, btw)

t.w.i.t. said...

You witness the strangest things. Why on earth would he have his shirt off???

Maybe he spilled some vinegar and oil on it and so it was drying in the bread oven. That scenario would make me want to eat at that location that much more.

Anonymous said...

yes call.. and next time, take a picture or video with your cell phone and take it to your local tv station. that is an awesome story.

Ky (Two Pretzels) said...

So did you call?!