Sunday, November 16, 2008

Close encounter of the inappropriate kind

In line today at Walgreens, I was staring at the "tabloids" and weekly magazines. The guy in front of me (who looked like an older Neal McDonough) must have noticed I was checking them out and just had to chit chat with me.

Random guy: "I love reading these magazines. They're so interesting."

Me: "I know, I always look at them when I am in line."

Increasingly weird guy: "I just love to know who's screwing who, ya know?"

Me: "Huh."

He was buying duct tape, rope, KY jelly and donuts. No, just kidding...

8 comments:

Ky (Two Pretzels) said...

The lady that holds that man's heart is only lucky duck.

Lauren said...

Gross!!!

Lauren said...

Gross!!!

Ms. Bee said...

Did you get his digits?

Mickey D. said...

I love that you said he bought all of those creepy things AND donuts! Ha!

All Things Red said...

I love the title of this posting. It kind of reminds me of our time at SeaGate and JD. Ha! All those creepy clients too....gross.

PS - I do love your way of explaining these strange happenings. I especially enjoyed the time you tried to order chili at the Wendy's drive-thru. :)

Anonymous said...

creepers at the wall. love it

bob

wrestling kitties said...

haha! thank you sir, I am going to leave now!