Thursday, September 4, 2008

Revenge Business

I think I want to go into the revenge business after a chat with Red Daisy yesterday. Now, I don't mean the "revenge business" like Sopranos style, more like pranks on your friends because they are bad friends.

Here is how it works. Your friend(s) are annoying you and you want to do something to them but either you cannot think of anything creative or you just don't have the guts. The consultation is free and you can meet with myself and my team of revenge ninjas who do the dirty work. Of course, we won't kill anyone, mostly harmless pranks and mean texts.

Want to get back at a friend and have it not get traced back to you? I think I'm in business.

4 comments:

Ms. Bee said...

Should Hurley be concerned?

wrestling kitties said...

oh, I will be a client. I have someone in mind...said some not nice things to my hubby about me....she needs to learn her lesson. I will pay in cash!!!

Anonymous said...

What is this??? The movie Diry Work staring Norm McDonald. Go watch it. This is the plot of the movie.


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Hurley said...

This is also the plotline of all friendships involving 2 girls...