I think I want to go into the revenge business after a chat with Red Daisy yesterday. Now, I don't mean the "revenge business" like Sopranos style, more like pranks on your friends because they are bad friends.
Here is how it works. Your friend(s) are annoying you and you want to do something to them but either you cannot think of anything creative or you just don't have the guts. The consultation is free and you can meet with myself and my team of revenge ninjas who do the dirty work. Of course, we won't kill anyone, mostly harmless pranks and mean texts.
Want to get back at a friend and have it not get traced back to you? I think I'm in business.