Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Wendy...get your sh*@ together

Ok Wendy's, you know I will always come around for your chili with hot sauce and side salad, but what's up with your "Garden Sensations?" Nice way of masking fat as an enticing nutritious salad.

If you get the new Mandarin Chicken salad (grilled chicken) it adds up to 540 calories, 25 grams of fat, and 50 grams of carbs. Yeah, for a flippin salad. If you get the fried chicken add 100 calories and 10 more grams of fat. Now, if you don't eat the rice noodles, almonds, and have half the dressing, YOU HAVE A REALLY GROSS SALAD.

C'mon Wendy, you can do it. Make a salad that tastes good and is under 10 grams of fat. You can do it.....


Hurley said...

Yeah Wendy....Ya Bitch! Subway manages to make a half foot of chicken teriyaki with a half foot of bread and onions and sauce less than 6 grams of fat...your main ingredient is fatless lettuce, let's get back to the drawing board. Also, your commercial about "now 100% white meat chicken!" What was it before?!? I feel sick from thinking that's what it was before, and only now do we get that guarantee?!? Your dad would not be happy about this...not one bit!

Trophy Life said...

you might as well just get the cheeseburger and fries at this rate.
funny, last week i was going to order this salad as opposed to getting a sandwich and they were out, and i felt guilty! so, thanks for absolving some of my guilt.

Anonymous said...

that calculating menu thing is like the bearer of bad news!
but its kind of fun too.

All Things Red said...

I know your obsession with the chili/salad combo (and your many funny stories about trying to order it in the drive-thru!). I agree - the idea of 'salad' is deceiving when they put a bunch of unhealthy stuff on it.