#1 Today I heard a Newark teenager say, "Oh my GAWD, that's the bomb-dot-com!"
I think she was serious.
#2 Also, I had an appointment to meet with the manager at Sonic yesterday. I went to go in the restaurant and little did I know that you CANNOT go in. A tall, wispy, teenager on roller skates slides over to me and asks me if HE can help (calls me ma'am). "Yes, I have an appointment with Tiffany," I say. Terry (ala Reno 911) says to me, "Oh, you have an interview, hang on!" and rolls away. Smile.