I found happiness and it cost me $1! Actually, I made my sister buy it for me when we were at Pier 1 recently. Happiness comes in the form of a bamboo back scratcher. No longer do I have to rub up against walls or trees to itch my scratch. No longer do I have to feel like a stump with stumpy short stumps for arms when I can't reach my itch on my back. I love my back scratcher. Go get yourself one.