I just talked to someone that had left me a message earlier in the day.
Message was like this: "Hi, uh yeah, this is Mr. SoandSo and I want to talk to you bout booking dates. Call me back. Thank you ma'am." Click.
When he called back I told him I would have called him back but he didn't leave his number.
His explanation was something like this. "Oh yeah, that's a, 'cause, I don't have no phone. I don't reckon the good Lord wants me to have a phone." Followed by a LONG story about him having a cell phone and it smashing in a hotel room on accident and what a hassle phones are.
PS Would like you to guess what kind of event this gentleman wanted to book? HINT: PBR