Thursday, May 1, 2008

Clear Blue Sleazy

This is a story from my awesome cousin Smokey, but I MUST post it. I will tell it in the 1st person because she told it to me. So, Smokey, allow me to tell your tale.

I was at the gym the other day and was thinking to myself, Man, I just love Urban Active. What a fantastic gym. It is such a nice environment here with nice sinks and good soap, hand sanitizer, fancy machines.....OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT A.......

As I walked into the bathroom stall (the handicapper, mind you) I see a pregnancy test on the back of the toilet. Before I dared look at the indicator window, I see the box for the test is shoved into the "sanitary objects only" silver tin. I tiptoe over to the creepy white stick, cross my fingers and look. There are TWO LINES! SOMEONE IN THE GYM JUST FOUND OUT THEY ARE PREGNANT!!! OMG, OMG, OMG, I hope one of my cousins or bro-in-law is working out right now so I can tell someone!

So, I wonder, are they just working out? Like, no big deal? Better work off some of this pre-baby weight. The biggest question here is, why did she leave it on the back of the toilet for display?? I was all of horrified, shocked and slightly amused. A real life scandal...how exciting. Now we are on bump watch at the gym.

Thank you Smokey, for that amazing story last night. I only wish I had been there with you to witness this miracle.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm telling you, the mystery pregnant woman placed it on the back of the toilet and walked away because she had to wait the standard 2 minutes to see the results! Smokey, you were the first to find out, you beat the mystery pregnant woman back to the handicap stall!! You're too fast for her!

Jill Marie said...

So funny.... But I do wonder if she was like " Oh Shit I'm Pregnant" then ran out of the gym in a panic only to forget the evidence in the stall.... I like that version.

Hurley said...

Maybe she ran out to go slam herself against some machines. This story needed some comedic filler...

Kristen W. said...

I knew that sexy trainer was trouble!! Look what he's done now!

Louis and Nadja said...

I pictured it like
jill Marie

wrestling kitties said...

This is funny, but also so very gross! Just another reason why I hate public restrooms!

Lauren said...

Craziest thing ever!

t.w.i.t. said...

This is exactly why I always clean my seat REALLY WELL before spin class.