This is a story from my awesome cousin Smokey, but I MUST post it. I will tell it in the 1st person because she told it to me. So, Smokey, allow me to tell your tale.
I was at the gym the other day and was thinking to myself, Man, I just love Urban Active. What a fantastic gym. It is such a nice environment here with nice sinks and good soap, hand sanitizer, fancy machines.....OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT A.......
As I walked into the bathroom stall (the handicapper, mind you) I see a pregnancy test on the back of the toilet. Before I dared look at the indicator window, I see the box for the test is shoved into the "sanitary objects only" silver tin. I tiptoe over to the creepy white stick, cross my fingers and look. There are TWO LINES! SOMEONE IN THE GYM JUST FOUND OUT THEY ARE PREGNANT!!! OMG, OMG, OMG, I hope one of my cousins or bro-in-law is working out right now so I can tell someone!
So, I wonder, are they just working out? Like, no big deal? Better work off some of this pre-baby weight. The biggest question here is, why did she leave it on the back of the toilet for display?? I was all of horrified, shocked and slightly amused. A real life scandal...how exciting. Now we are on bump watch at the gym.
Thank you Smokey, for that amazing story last night. I only wish I had been there with you to witness this miracle.