Thursday, April 10, 2008

I suck, I know

I am out of town for work right now and also have writer's block. Stick with me!

4 comments:

Hurley said...

I say you've had writers block since January, but that may just be me being an asshole...who's to know? Have fun in Chicago "working," and I think I can speak for everyone that reads your drivel when I say "hurry back!"

Nadja said...

Has he ever pushed you far enough to punch him in the throat? Just curious.

Iris Took said...

N, I have. There have been times when I have walked out of restaurants, called the police, gotten him punched, and the list goes on and on. One time I made him puke after I made him a drink with vanilla in it (he hates vanilla). That was a good one :)

Hurley said...

It's not so much that I hate vanilla, it's that it makes me feel sick. N, Iris is soooo dramatic, we, by we, I mean I, call her S.I., which stands for spontaneously irrational, because out of nowhere, she is doing one of those redonk things she has listed above, for no reason at all. Walking home from restaurants, crying and calling a friend to pick her up, having someone threaten me...you know, normal "friend" stuff. The funniest thing she ever did was when she called the police, because she was in charge of hiring some people for a 2 week job at school, and I hid the applications,(which I hid them in her pantry on the top shelf, not like in a vault under a mountain) When the police got there and she explained the story, they told her to grow up. We had a big laugh immedietly after the officer left, and ate some jalapeno potato chips from salad galley. Is was really amazingly unbelievable.