Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Halloween Story

Today at work I walked into the women's bathroom and there was a GIANT MAN in there that looked a little shaggy ala he could have been a vagrant. I yelled, "HEY, THIS IS THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM," and he turned to me with his "Halloweenie" in his hand and mumbled something, turned around, and continued to pee all over the floor, half in, half out of a stall. So i ran out of the bathroom and called security. THEN a guy from a meeting comes out and tells me he's with them. WHAT THE HELL!?!?!


Here's some irony...last Halloween, exactly one year ago today, I was working out at the gym (all women's gym I must point out) around 6:30 PM. I was lifting at the free weight station which is in front of large windows facing Monroe St., a highly trafficked avenue. All of a sudden, my friend says to me, "DO YOU SEE THAT GUY?" Then I see him, outside the gym window, facing us, wearing a trench coat, holding his "Halloweenie" in hand, although he wasn't peeing (I think you get my drift here). Police called, etc...


Let's hope my Halloween tradition ends here and in 2008 I can just have a hot dog roast.



12 comments:

Anonymous said...

CREEPY!

HSL said...

Those are two of the weirdest stories ever.........

Two/Dos Pretzels said...

WHAT??????

I'm in awe. Really. Whoa.

Chesty Chong said...

hahaha a "weenie" roast!! lmao!

but seriously, whudfxupwidat??

how random, yet not so...

A. said...

Each story in itself is strange; together, I don't know what to say.

If you want to see a 3rd guy showing off his Halloweenie, go into the Green Lantern on Summit for lunch someday. Have you ever been there?

Special K- Spice said...

If only it was Jack Bauer's Halloweenie....only if...
It might have added a whole new twist...

Special K- Spice said...

If only it was Jack Bauer's Halloweenie....only if...
It might have added a whole new twist...

wrestling kitties said...

Strange!!!!

I love when you said...Holding his halloweenie...hahaha!

Anonymous said...

hey remember my freshman year and your senior year at sua when that perv in the red truck showed us his halloweenie and i had to see the school counselor for like ever?

TLC said...

seriously weird stories.

hey...SUA? alums? really? me too. [class of '91]. :)

Nadja said...

So great. I just read this and laughed so hard I woke up the wee spawn...

Mrs. Sixx said...

I just read this again for pure entertainment. I only wish I could have witnesses this.