Dear Mr. Freeze,
While I find your ice cream treats amazing and your options seemingly limitless, you have really let me down. The decision to replace Wow Cow with Frost has been disappointing to say the least. The quality of the new product is not under question, but rather the variety. Every time I visit your quaint little stand (either location, any day) you only have chocolate (some variety) and vanilla. This will not do. This will simply not do. I miss the FLAVORS! Remember grasshopper, new york cheesecake, strawberry, blueberry cheesecake, lemon, caramel, cappuccino???
Please bring back Wow Cow. Pretty please...with Wow Cow on top?