Ok, I got the "scoop" on Wow Cow and here it is......there is no more. Don't freak out! Both Mr. Freeze locations have replaced Wow Cow with a product called "Frost" that has the exact same nutritional value and comes in multiple flavors. It is like if a restaurant starting serving Pepsi instead of Coke. I will be obtaining more information as the week goes on and will be posting results.
Here is how my first conversation with window girl #1 on McCord went:
Me: "Hi, is Wow Cow gone forever (slightly frantic and a bit sweaty)."
Her: "Yes (completely calm)."
Me: "Uh, is something else replacing it, I mean, I can't go the rest of my life without this stuff (alarmed and annoyed with her calmness)."
Her: "We have Frost. It is the same as Wow Cow but better."
Me: "How is it better? Does it come in fun flavors like our beloved Wow Cow (still a bit frantic)?"
Her: "(probably scared by now) It is creamier and does come in other flavors but I don't know what they are."
Me: "THANK GOD (causing a small scene)!!!!!!!!"