So, I was at a lunch function today and sitting with 3 other women. Lady A is my co-worker, Lady B is a familiar person, and Lady C is an opinionated jerk. Lady A is talking to us and makes mention of eating or something and and Lady C says, "Why are you worried, you're so slim, and you too (to Lady B)."
UM, HELLO? What am I, fatty chopped liver with a side of lard? I was offended.